“Are you a computer security professional?!” (InfoWorld)

You know you’re a computer security professional when:

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You lock your screensaver with twice as much insistence when security friends are around than when strangers are, because you’re not nearly as worried about a stranger’s intentions.

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You suspect that every banner and Flash ad on every Web site is hosting malicious JavaScript.

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You resist every new application install because of the new attack vector opportunities it will bring.

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Your cell phone is password-protected.

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You always slow down when reading security guidance looking for the words “should,” “must,” “never,” and “always” — and you understand their importance.

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